For best results, keep moist at all times. Use item to acquire the korpokkur kid minion.

Despite convincing research by top academics from around the realm and beyond, most Miqo'te scholars refuse to believe that there may be some ancestral connection between their race and cats (fat or not). Use item to acquire the fat cat minion.

Who needs eyes in the back of their head when you can spin your head full circle? Use item to acquire the owlet minion.

Rumors that the gods kill one of these adorable creatures every time a young man thinks pleasurable thoughts are unfounded. Use item to acquire the gaelikitten minion.

Will he turn into a graceful swan? Inquiring minds want to know. Use item to acquire the ugly duckling minion.

There was an old betta who swallowed a fry. No one knows why it swallowed the fry, but for some reason, the fry can now fly. Use item to acquire the assassin fry minion.

Now with 100% less rancor. Use item to acquire the wind-up tonberry minion.

Has issued a royal decree for the public defenestration of any and all who mistakenly claim the king is a vegetable. Use item to acquire the Tomato King minion.

Natives of the New World claim that tapirs grow by devouring the dreams of their unsuspecting owners. And now you know what to expect. Use item to acquire the tiny tapir minion.

Some questions, such as why this bulb can walk, are best left unanswered. Use item to acquire the tiny bulb minion.

For best results, summon while wearing an eyepatch. Use item to acquire the tight-beaked parrot minion.

Ever ready to shield your buttocks from the hardest of places. Use item to acquire the plush cushion minion.

He would die 4 U. Or possibly cry 4 U. Or most likely make U cry. 4 U. Use item to acquire the Onion Prince minion.

Pundits claim bears to be the deadliest beasts in the realm. They obviously have never stared into this cute cub's nebulous eyes. Use item to acquire the Nana bear minion.

While as cute as a button, remember, mummies are ultimately embalmed corpses damned to eternal thralldom in the land of the living. Have fun. Use item to acquire the mummy's little mummy minion.

An exact 1:9 scale replica of a ceruleum-powered magitek bit (Ultima Weapon action figure not included). Use item to acquire the model magitek bit minion.

Best when ridden in abandoned mines and temples of doom. Use item to acquire the miniature minecart minion.

Though wed to the Tomato King in a move to strengthen the bond of houses Tomato and Mandragora, the queen longs to steal away with her one true love─the Eggplant Knight. What will become of this forbidden romance!? Use item to acquire the Mandragora Queen minion and find out!

For safety reasons, do not fall asleep while it is at work. Use item to acquire the magic broom minion.

This particular yeti is content in knowing that bigger is not always necessarily better. Use item to acquire the Littlefoot minion.

Yes, it can survive for hours on end without any water, and yes, it can fly. Your argument is invalid. Use item to acquire the gigantpole minion.

Every breath you take will act as a reminder that your pungent pal is right behind you. Use item to acquire the Garlic Jester minion.

His childhood dream to become a wizard was frowned upon by his overbearing father. Use item to acquire the Eggplant Knight minion.

The only thing he loves more than you is a juicy sprite apple. Use item to acquire the baby opo-opo minion.